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19th July 2011

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A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, “Please be gentile, I’m still a virgin.” The husband being shocked, replied, “How’s this possible? You’ve been married three times before.” The wife responds, “Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was…oh, do I miss him!
— (via art-or-porn)

18th July 2011

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How the fuck do i get my askbox?

15th June 2011

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15th June 2011

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I’m pathetic, my 2 female best friends and my male best friend, my boyfriend and my bestfriends boyfriend are all drinking and having a laugh, and i’m sat here blogging, i’m upset cause i don’t even know what i want to do. im so stupid it unreal, all i know what i want to do is spend the rest of my life with Mike and now, i realize that i piss him off… ALL THE TIME :’( i’m sorry for cluttering your Dashboards with my shit x

15th June 2011

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15th June 2011

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15th June 2011

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Can you relate?: -you sit in your towel after a shower because you’re too lazy to get dressed. -you and your bestfriend can say one word, and crack up. -you hate when one string of you’re hoodie is longer than the other. -you hate it when people think you like someone when you clearly don’t. -you hate it when your favorite song comes on, as you pull into the driveway. -you feel like if you turn on the lights, you will be safe from anything. -you push those little buttons on the lids of fast-food drinks. -you laugh until people get hurt, then stop when you realize it’s serious. -you hate it when parents get serious about something funny you tell them. -you hate when you tell a guy to shut up and they copy you in a higher voice. -you pretend to sleep when your parents come in. -you text the person next to you things that you can’t say out loud. -you hate when people in front of you walk really slow and you can’t get past them. -you’re always tired no matter how much sleep you get. -you stop the microwave before it hits 00:00 to avoid hearing the beeps. -you use the “sup” head nod. -you hate when you are mad at someone and they make you laugh. -you check the fridge every ten seconds to see if food magically appeared. -youuuu addddd unnecessaryyyyy letterssssss attttt theeee enddddd of wordssss.

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15th June 2011

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15th June 2011

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Reblog if your sleeping schedule is fucked up.

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15th June 2011

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After hours of tumblr , you decide to check your facebook and you’re like:

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